(via pizza)



bitrates:

Imagine how Leo will make his way to the stage once he wins an Oscar and they announce his name


sextnoise:

following back tons!

sextnoise:

following back tons!

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brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

(via zackisontumblr)


agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

(via violence-of-action)


hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(via what-would-scooby-doo)


thatonepersonthatdidthatonething:

kisskissmollys-lips:

Subtitles are the best part II

Intensity Intensifies 

(via what-would-scooby-doo)


queefilicious:

my morning routine:

  • wake up 
  1. flawless

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